Lauren Elizabits

I write books, but tumblr won't let me make laurenmorrill.tumblr.com my main account, so I still have this one for my lefty political leanings and feminist rants.

I'm a (now-retired) roller derby player with six seasons under my wheels. I skated as Mona Mour. I'm a former Boston Derby Dame, of the Wicked Pissahs and Boston Massacre. I got my start in derby as a Bleeding Heartland Rollergirl (Bloomington, IN). Sometimes I still coach the Middle Georgia Derby Demons. When I'm not skating, I also write books.
Recent Tweets @

unforgettabledetritus:

laughterkey:

patbaer:

kellyqehudson:

paulbriganti:

Trailer for OBVIOUS CHILD very GOOD.

jenny slate is such a sweet dream baby

On. Board.

Paul Simon references + Jenny Slate? ON BOARD.

This movie was PRETTY MUCH MADE FOR ME.

Um, imma watch the shit out of this movie

I will hurt you for this. I don’t know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid.

George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

This is how I feel about Cigna right now

nun-final:

Some claim that evolution is just a theory, as if it were merely an opinion.

(via kdhart)

electrodaggers:

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.

Denny’s is calling out Coachella.

Dude.

Dude.

Denny’s dude. Wow.

It’s actually a real tweet.

Wow. Denny’s. Burn….

(via the-cinnamon-peelers-wife)

So this happened.

And yup, he favorited it. I think this means I win the internet today.

Has there ever been anything more masturbatory than American Blogger?

rdjunkies:

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A: Ow.
B: This is not Scald Eagle’s first backwards-hitting rodeo.
C: Smarty is thrown five feet from her original position, but stays on her feet. CORE WORK.

Blood & Thunder 2014 Stars vs Stripes Scrimmage

hot DAMN roller derby is a sport of beastly, strong, fit, scary ass women.

Twenty years ago, only 1 to 2 % of women with cancer in one breast made that choice (double mastectomy). Now the rates are 15, 20, 25 percent.

Dr. Todd Tuttle, chief of surgical oncology at the the University of Minnesota speaking to NPR’s Marc Silver

(via nprglobalhealth)

Which is why the “Save the Tatas” campaign is even more tasteless. Women don’t give a damn about their breasts. They give a damn about their health. 

(via npr)

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

I seem to remember “watch where you’re going” being an important lesson you learn as a kid. Apparently we’re giving up on that one?

(via amyspalding)