Lauren Elizabits

I write books, but tumblr won't let me make laurenmorrill.tumblr.com my main account, so I still have this one for my lefty political leanings and feminist rants.

I'm a (now-retired) roller derby player with six seasons under my wheels. I skated as Mona Mour. I'm a former Boston Derby Dame, of the Wicked Pissahs and Boston Massacre. I got my start in derby as a Bleeding Heartland Rollergirl (Bloomington, IN). Sometimes I still coach the Middle Georgia Derby Demons. When I'm not skating, I also write books.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Get in loser, we’re getting health insurance.

(via unforgettabledetritus)

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